The Pontificator

This is where I would explain to you why you are here. But I'm actually wondering how you got here myself.

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I would hope it is because you have read some of my poetry, heard me speak in front of a large (engaged) audience, or are considering me for a cable special.

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But even if you simply found this website as a result of my mom guilting you into checking out my stuff, I'm just glad you are here.